Hyper-Realistic Pixels
Every chair meticulously positioned at a 17-degree angle for maximum immersion. Furniture approved by the Ministry of Sofa Affairs.
The galaxy’s premier pixel-based bureaucracy, where every avocado toast lawyer and cyberpunk barista achieves their destiny one keyboard macro at a time.
Every chair meticulously positioned at a 17-degree angle for maximum immersion. Furniture approved by the Ministry of Sofa Affairs.
Our Google Docs are 70 pages long with 14 footnotes referencing events from 2011 you definitely “had to be there” for.
Pay your taxes in duckets, respect, and occasional SoundCloud rap tributes to the Supreme Administrator.
Promotions awarded based on forum essay word count and most convincing roleplay of a hungover detective.
Writing citations for misaligned rugs since forever.
Monitors room energy via crystal-powered spreadsheets.
Specializes in dramatic monologues about paper cuts and self-inflicted stair accidents.
Publishing investigative exposés about who sat in whose booth.
Wields permaban hammer with benevolent tyranny.
Wrote the lore, forgot the lore, still quotes the lore word for word.
Diagnosed 312 cases of “didn’t read the forum post.”
Leads the midnight dance patrol. Has whistle privileges.
“I spent 6 hours online tribunal reviewing parking violations in a hotel with no cars. 10/10 life choices.”
- PixelJudge99
“My therapist said I needed boundaries, so I took another mod role.”
- SincereLoreMom
“Finally a place where my 400-page detective backstory is understood.”
- BroodingMallCop
A hyper-immersive socio-political experiment disguised as a pixel chat room. We take it very seriously so you don’t have to.
Only if you file form RP-42 in triplicate, notarized by two mods in a locked Discord channel.
Demonstrate mastery over Excel-based lore audits and attend at least four dramatic courtroom sessions per week.
You may step away for hydration provided you submit a 500-word monologue announcing it in character.